Obama is Not Introducing Aliens to the World in Norway

This week, a strange spiral appeared in the skies over Norway, prompting the press to speculate that aliens were arriving through a space-time portal. Since Obama is delivering his acceptance speech for the Nobel Peace Prize, he is assumed by some to be in on it. While no government has claimed it yet, the most probably explanation is some satellite or rocket went out of control and spiraled down to the Earth. (I wonder where the wreckage is?)